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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

hi mom

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

This is sparta No this is patrick

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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