- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck norris

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

butt sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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