Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Thumbs this up

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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