what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Chuck norris

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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