- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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