Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Good job, son.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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The NBA and womens sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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