- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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