This is sparta No this is patrick

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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The NBA and womens sports

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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