- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Chuck norris

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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