Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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