- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why dont they make black forks

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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