Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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jibby jobby

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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British Dentistry

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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