- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human