- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Obama lin Baden.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Is maynaise an instrument?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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