- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

child labor

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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