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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What comes after 69? 70

Obama lin Baden.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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