- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Adam Chebali has no life

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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