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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

gay people

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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