What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Bitch

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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