- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Women's Rights..

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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