Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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