What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What comes after 69? 70

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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