Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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