I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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