- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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