- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

I once did something.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

YOU

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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