- Anti Joke

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.