- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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