Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

hextech crafting too opieop

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

This sentance contains three errers

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What? Why?

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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