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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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