What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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