- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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