Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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this site is an antijoke

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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