What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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