- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A person from Singapore eats

Choir.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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