Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

This one time at band camp....

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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