- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morning wood.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

White men's rights

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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