Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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