- Anti Joke

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.