What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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