Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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