rocky is here again.......................

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Ain't idn't a word.

kill yourself

Thats what she said

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Charlie Sheen

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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