- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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