- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

do you have a wife?

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

^ That's not even funny ^

Poop

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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