- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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