What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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