- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why was the old man on the ground he fell

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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