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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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