- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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