How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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