Rebecca Black

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Smelly Indians.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Tunechi

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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