Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Velcro. What a rip off.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Choir.

A person from Singapore eats

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Anti Joke

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