- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better