- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Stop procrastinating.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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