My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

This joke is funny

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Ron Paul for President!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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