- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

no pun intended

smell the vitamin C

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you spell eight? 8

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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