Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Religionh

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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