Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

whos district champs not JM

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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