- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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