- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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