- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

roses are red violets are blue

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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