It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Mitt Romney

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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