What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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