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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

AIDS.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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