- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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