What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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