How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Poop

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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