Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Fox News

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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