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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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