- Anti Joke

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

your face

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Punching a baby

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died