What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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