Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

a. why? b. because

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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