- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What? Why?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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