- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Chuck norris

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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