- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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