- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Do you like apples? Yes

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