- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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