What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Well, there's one way...

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue? The sky.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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