What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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