What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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WEED!

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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