What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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