How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Beka has AIDS

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Jake. Walsh.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Anti Joke

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