- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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