- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

13 =B you just learned something

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Vagina.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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