- Anti Joke

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Peas

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Peas

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings