- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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