A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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im at school

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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