- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

the bible

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

i hate black people

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What does water taste like? Water

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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