Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

angelosnyder is not gay

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

I'd like to make a withdraw

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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