- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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