- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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