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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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