- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

are you saying pam, or pan?

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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