Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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