- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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