What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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butt sex

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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