- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Chuck norris

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why? Why not?

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

AIDS.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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