Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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WOw you have no life

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Are you a tree

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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