- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

why did the boy die? because he got shot

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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