- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

hi bye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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