why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Do you love me? No.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Anti Joke

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