Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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