- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Justin Bieber's mother.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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