- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Everybody will die

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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