- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

whats white and sticky glue

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

FUCK THE JEWS

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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