What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

The Holocaust

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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