Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Your dads dead. lol

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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