What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

destiny

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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