- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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