- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Women's rights

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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