Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

thumb_up thumb_down -4

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Moral

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops