Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

No, Trinidad.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Shea's sty....

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

That is so fetch

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats white? A fridge

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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