Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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hi penis ham telephone

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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