a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Everybody will die

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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