What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

So does Blake

women's rights

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Y u do dis?

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